I almost died today. I was online, minding my own business, playing Internet spades. Enjoying my evening when the radio station I was listening to changed shows. I found myself, caught dead in the middle of a full hour of Reggaeton...
I have the sweats. I can hardly breathe. I'm certain my pulse is fading, I hear noises, like chickens or is it a banjo...There's music, on top of music. There's shouting, like Oye, Meda, Ay Yee....
Please sign the petition below to put a stop to this. I think I'm experiencing a seizure!
