I am sad to report that a poor recently married, wait while on HIS Honeymoon, a 34 year old man got trampled by an elephant- RIGHT in front of his wife. Now this has GOT to be one of the saddest things I've read in a minute.
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Also in CNN.com news, a babysitter picked up the wrong kid and had an Amber Alert issued, causing mass hysteria. Now to make matters worse, she didn't even know she had the wrong kid until the kids parents came home, and was like, Molly, who's she? That must have been hillarious, I mean scary!
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I had the worse cramps yesterday. I HAD to share that. I mean t seems like they are etting worse in my old age. Now I thought they would diminish but I went from not getting them, to oh my goodness, I'm going to die.
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Now this story enraged me. I blew at some young ladies, attempted street walkers the other day as I was driving down a street, with the light perfectly green and they had the nerve to slow down. Now I'm thinking, how stupid does one have to be to walk into traffic, but how dumb do you have to be slow down to get hit. I would have mowed into those two girls and kept it moving.
Everett Woman Pulled From Car, Beaten By Teens
UPDATED: 5:28 pm PDT September 29, 2006
EVERETT, Wash. -- Authorities said a group of about 15 teenagers pulled a woman from her car and beat her Thursday afternoon near Mariner High School in Everett.
The attack happened after the woman honked her horn at them to move out of the way so she could enter her mother's apartment complex on Fourth Avenue West, said the Herald.
Police were called to the scene to stop the attack, but about an hour later, the teens, some possibly gang members, saw the woman as she was leaving pick up her 4-year-old daughter from preschool, and once again pulled her from her car and beat her.
The woman, 23, had her head slammed into her car, causing her left eye to be swollen shut. She also suffered cuts, bruises and abrasions. Her injuries sent her to the hospital, where she was released Thursday night, the Herald reported.
During the attacks, the woman's 10-month-old son was in the car's back seat.
Police interviewed and released two teenage girls, ages 17 and 18, who could face assault charges.
A 15-year-old girl, believed to be involved in the second attack, was arrested.
According to police, the teenagers interviewed in connection with the first attack were not involved in the second one.
Authorities said the accused are believed to be students at Mariner High School.
Deputies are continuing to investigate the assaults, police said.
This is so sad. I mean come on. I have to get a gun permit, because I would have been so angry at the fact that I was trying to get their dumb a#! out of my way, now I get beat up. Oh no, I would have to just accept that therapy is in my future because I would have nightmares about how I got at least three of them. God forgive me.
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Oh wait, Did I tell yall that I just learned how to play Poker? Oh my goodness I love it!
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So the Milkman freak was having fantasies as he basically put it, about doing bad things to small children. But what's so ridiculous of this man, was or is, why didn't he go shoot up his own kids school. Hell, you dun dropped them off safe and sound and went and shot up someone else's school, the Amish over reliious people's school. I knwo they are rumored to be having ORGIES with eachother, and the men basically savage the poor women of the town, but ees Louise, he didn't have to go to someone else's school when his kids were school age.
Yes this is nothing but the devil talking. Let me find some good news.
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This is a funny story.
In Salt Lake City Utah, a woman was all set to getmarried and her parents took her on an impromptu shopping excursion. But really they were making her miss her damn wedding and drove to COLORADO so she would miss the ceremony. Now that's gangsta. Now that's why I am not havign children. I'd totally do something like that but then drop her off somewhere, where I wouldn't have to be bothered with her...lol
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Oh My goodness, is everyone ready for LOST tonight? I really want answers.
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And I want to share this forward that I received a few days ago. It is all too funny and all too true:
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning"
to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@&! out of
her"...You need to pray at work.
* When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes,"
and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray at
work.
* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
"which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to
pray at work.
* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?"..... You need to
pray at work
* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.
* When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who
stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor,
and you say "that lazy b*&%$^#"...... You need to pray at work.
* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain
of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
think, "sorry a## M#$^%*F%&#*#s"........ You need to
pray at work.
* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to
pray at work!
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